halloween

The Lifeguards

We were on the dance floor of the Knock Out, moving along to the 60's rock music playing, when I spotted the two lifeguards at the bar (aka two guys dressed as lifeguards). I walked over to them and tapped one on the shoulder. He turned, and I shared the emergency:

"Lifeguard! Can you help! My sister has been bitten by a shark!"

(Erica's costume was a shark attack victim, complete with the shark still attached)

He acted concerned and blew his whistle as he walked over.

"How is she?" I voiced my concern.

"It doesn't look good. He got some vital organs."

"Oh, well, she seems alive and the shark dead."

"She's still dancing, but she wont make it."

I was then sure to comment on how lovely his trunks were - they were the short kind that I love, and apparently some fancy brand and he showed them off. His friends were cool too. And while finally bringing up his friend, he just stood aside during this mostly.

He said he'd come back and check her vitals later but there was not much he could do - he had no gauze.

(I hear he did check back during the night.)

Max, who is really Peter

I was going to share this story, but, well... not now?